I'm kind of a big deal.
People know me.
"I was born into a simpler time. Environmental concern wouldn’t come into play until hippies and weirdos started crawling the earth. For us, growing up in Haggleworth, the fires were a way of life, a hazard like any other. The smell went unnoticed because it’s what we knew. The black smoke rising from the hot earth was a daily reminder of the hell pit just below the surface."
— Ron Burgundy on growing up in Haggleworth from Let Me Off At The Top

Ron Burgundy: Let Me Off at the Top!
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